컴퓨터 시스템 및 실습 3반 게시판
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May 1, 2001 (22:47) from 211.187.106.147
Written by 홋홋홋 Hits : 1601 , Lines : 45
Re: 영어잖아요!!..--+(냉무)

선이 wrote:
> 잼있는지 잼없는지 파악은 안되지만서두...^^; -.-;
> 근데...아래 내용에 동의하나요?
>
> * Relationship Math
>  Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
>  Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
>  Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
>  Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
>  
> * Office Arithmetic
>  Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
>  Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
>  Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
>  Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
>  
> * Shopping Math
>  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>  A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>  
> * General Equations & Statistics
>  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
>  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
>  
>  A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend
>  A successful woman is one who can find such a man
>  
> * Happiness Math
>  To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
>  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>  understand her at all.
>  
> * Appearance
>  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>  Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>  
> * Propensity of Change
>  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
>  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>  
> * Discussion Technique
>  A woman has the last word in any argument.
>  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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