컴퓨터 시스템 및 실습 3반 게시판
(http://bi.snu.ac.kr/~skim/lecture/assembly)
| May 1, 2001 (18:33) from 147.46.121.237 | |
| Written by 선이 (skim@bi.snu.ac.kr) | Hits : 1693 , Lines : 42 |
| [쉬어가는글] 삶의 재미있는 공식. |
|---|
|
잼있는지 잼없는지 파악은 안되지만서두...^^; -.-; 근데...아래 내용에 동의하나요? * Relationship Math Smart man + Smart woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy * Office Arithmetic Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime * Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. * General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man * Happiness Math To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. * Appearance Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. * Propensity of Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. * Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
|
|